put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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