I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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