The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
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