You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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