is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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