either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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