I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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