My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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