i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i need an iv and a liver transplant
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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