That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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