Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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