he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
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Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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