Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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