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say what?
wanna hang out?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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