I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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