Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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