how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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