Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
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Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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