You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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