you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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