Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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