I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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