it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
He told me they were just razor bumps!
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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