I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
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Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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