idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
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I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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