he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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