So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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