I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
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Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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