So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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