Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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