1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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