do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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