Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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