you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
We talked him into tasing himself.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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