we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
that may or may not have been my penis.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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