We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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