Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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