What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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