Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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