careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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