this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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