I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
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He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it