The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems