Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
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My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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