Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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