her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
No subtext here. People are naked.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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