maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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