dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
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I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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