It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
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This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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