If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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