So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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