I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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