no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
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