GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
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The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize