Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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