I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
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Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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