dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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